Buzzy Explains Why His Feelin's Are Hurt
To all the peoples on the innernets,
This is Buzzy Randolph Graves III speakin'. Thanks for all them comments and emails that I gotted yesterday askin' why I is upset. Lotsa y'all tried to guess...but nobody got it right. No, I ain't hurt 'cause I hadta go to the vetroregurgitarian. And, I ain't mad 'cause I had to git some stuff shaved or nothin'...it's far worser than any of that.
See, Saturday night I just needed to have a little time to myself. I was tired of all them other cats lovin' on me and tryin' to git all up into my business. So, I went into the den where mommy has her desk and pooter. I crawled up into her chair and went sound sound SOUND asleep. It was so nice...just to be by myself and snoozin'. What happened next was just a big ol' blurry mess...I think I remember hearin' mommy git up 'round 4:00. Who knows why she gotted up...she came stumblin' into the den where I was snoozin'. She didn't turn the lights on...just came over to the pooter to check her email. All I remember is openin' my eyes and seein' her big ol' behind comin' straight towards me! She didn't see me sittin' in her chair!!!
I swear I ain't never been so skeerd in my life. When I saw that big ol' butt comin' straight toward me...my life flashed before my eyes. I knowed I was a goner. When she realized she was 'bout to sit on me, she nearly falled into the floor tryin' to avoid it. It was too late...she nearly killeded me. I swear, I think my gizzard is squished. Of course, she picked me up and kissed me and told me how sorry she was...I ain't sure if I'm gonna forgive her or not...only time will tell.
Very truly yours,
Buzzy Randolph Graves III
Oh, Buzzy . . . how traumatic! I certainly hope you recover, and that you find it in your heart to forgive your mommy.
Posted by: Tybalt | March 03, 2008 at 09:53 AM
Oh my goodness! Thank goodness you still have more lives left! Phew.
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | March 03, 2008 at 12:51 PM
Gosh Buzzy, you almost got squashed!! Does that count for one of your 9 lives?
Glad you're OK, dude.
Posted by: The Crew | March 03, 2008 at 12:52 PM
I's sure yur Mom didn't mean to amost flatten you! I's furry furgivin an can't stay mad long, specially when it's MOM.
You should hear Bonnie HOLLER if a foot comes wifin a foot of her tail!
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | March 03, 2008 at 01:48 PM
What a terrifying ordeal! I am glad you did not get made into a pancake. This means you should forgive her. AFTER you get extra treats.
Posted by: Daisy | March 03, 2008 at 02:02 PM
Oh Gosh! Now that is really scairty!
We are glad you are ok tho!!
Posted by: Kashim & Othello | March 03, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Oh the horror! Hope you are o.k and she didn't squish your inners. Why can't Beans just see in the dark like the rest of us?
Posted by: Sultanfus and Guy | March 03, 2008 at 04:08 PM
our mommy tries to 'member to look for us an' warn us by beepin' like a truck backin' up, or hollerin' "look out! the big blue @$$ is comin'!!" (she usually wears jeans). but we're not sure she'd 'member inna middle of the night--what a narrow escape!! glad you din't get turned into chair pizza . . .
Posted by: meowers from missouri | March 03, 2008 at 05:49 PM
See, told yoo dem beans makes mistakes alla time! Hope she din't skwish yoor innerds, dat would be furry bad. We teached daddy to touch da seat afore he sits if he ain't gonna turn on da lights.
Posted by: Speedy | March 03, 2008 at 06:01 PM
The horrors!!!! Being squished by big hind ends is almost worse than being stepped on!!!!! I would have a hard time forgiving too!
Posted by: Junior | March 04, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Oh My Gosh! She could have kilted you! I'm so glad you're okay.
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | March 04, 2008 at 03:58 PM