Boogers is gonna happen...git over it.

Hi.  This is Freddie Astaire Graves III speakin'.  Mommy gots mad at me yesterday and I don't think it's fair.  She came home after spendin' the whole day playin' with that person named "Work".  She had played so hard at Work's house that she was all tired and cranky.  She fixed herself some supper and, of course, I had to inspect it and make sure it didn't have no poison in it AND make sure it wasn't somethin' I wanted to slurp and lick and snack on.  See, mommy don't particularly like it when I do my inspections.  She just don't seem to unnerstand that I'mma doin' this for her own good.  She's pritty ungrateful about it, to tell you the truth.  Well, she had fixed everything and had turned her back to do somethin' at the sink.  So, I figured I'd do my investigatin' when she wasn't lookin'...what mommy don't know, won't hurt her, right?

So, I jumped up on the table and carefully sniffed and licked and sampled her suppers...just as she turned around, unfortunately I had me a Booger Attack.  You know, all 12 of us have gots the boogers.  Sometimes them mean ol' boogers hit you and you just gotsta sneeze.  So...just when mommy saw me samplin'...I mean, inspectin' her supper I had to make a big ol' sneezie.  She fussed and fussed and fussed at me.  And then, she throwed her plate of supper into the garbage disposal thingy that makes a big loud skeery noise.  There is people starvin' in China and mommy throwed that perfectly good plate of supper away!!!  That's just wrong, people.  I don't particularly think it was a big deal but mommy sure did git herself upset.  I just don't git it...boogers is gonna happen...boogers is a part of life.  Just git over it, mommy.

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III

Comments

[Tigger the FBI Cat]

Oh my - mom thinks you sound just like Pyewacket. That kitten can sneeze for Australia. If they had sneezing in the Olympics, Pye could go for gold.

Nothing is safe - the computer screen here looks like someone spat porridge up on it.

And tell me about food and drinks getting thrown out. Pye does it deliberately, in order to get the food or drinks all to herself. Greedy little siamese. Just as well she's pretty!

[Sammy and Miles Meezer]

oh no, you should have claimed it as your own!

[Tybalt]

Your mommy wasted food like that??? She should have at least let you eat the bits the boogers didn't land on. Your mommy is silly.

[Victor Tabbycat]

That's NOT funny, Mom! Freddie, you shoulda got to finnish that food since they's yur boogers anywho.

That happened wif a bowl of chips an our boy once. Mom was just askin, "Are those his or for all of us?" Ka-choo! "They're his."

I sneeze in mom's face sumtimes when she's sleepin, but it's just the clear watery shtuff. Don't know why she makes such a big deal bout it.

[Daisy]

Your mom did not want to eat the boogery food? She is very particular!

[Hendrix]

ha ha ha i think that is so funny. i don't think your mommy should have thrown her dinner away. she should have let you finish it!

[Sultanfus and Guy]

Mental note to self...Sneeze on food, get food.

[Sadie]

Hahahaha! Dat was furry wasteful of yoor mom, yoo coulda eaten dat food. Effury one of us has sneezed in mom's face at some point. We don't know why dey get so bent out of shape about dis, beans is weerd.

[MoMo]

Gee, she could have given to you instead of throwing it away. What a waste!

[TT&TOT; Gang]

Yes, spending a day with Work makes us Beans really grumpy sometimes. You sure have a sweet face!

[Karen Jo]

Moms just don't like boogery food. It's a shame that you didn't get to eat it, though. I hope that all over you get over the boogers soon.

[Artsy Catsy]

Freddie, why oh why oh why didn't you tell me about this earlier? My mom had shrimp for dinner, and if I'd known about this booger ploy earlier I could have cranked up a few boogery snorts and had a real feast! Yep, this is one I've definitely gotta remember.

Rocky

[Snow and Forest]

Our bean gives us his food anyway. Otherwise we steal it...