My Secret Revealed...by Mrs. Lilly White
To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Mrs. Lilly White speakin'. Well, I know y'all are all wonnerin' what my big secret is. I think maybe I have keeped you all in suspense far too long already. It's just that I am so excited and a little bit overwhelmed with the responsibility of what's 'bout to happen.
See, y'all all know that I am a very much a lady. I just find the delicate and proper things in life captivatin'. I have lotsa peoples I look up to, but I think my most favoritist is...Ms. Martha Stewart. Oh, I just have to tell you, she is the most wonnerful ladylike person ever. Now I know she did time in the Big House, but, it just goes to show you that us ladies can sometimes make mistakes. She made her mistake and paid her debt to society so git over it. Please do not mention that horrible time in Martha's life to me again...it gits me real upset.
'Cause I admire her so much, I wanna be just like her (minus the trip to the Big House)...so...after much thoughts and considerations, I is gonna have my own magazine!!! Ain't that just the most wonnerfulist thing ever? My magazine will be called Mrs. Lilly White Purring much like the Martha Stewart Living magazine. Each month it will be packed with articles 'bout how to be crafty, fine dinin' recipes, how-to's on lotsa things and home decoratin' stuff...everything you need to know to keep your purr box purrin'. There mights even be some dramatical stuff in it, too...just depends on how I'mma feelin'. Maybe I'll have me some guest contributators 'cause I gots me so many friends on the innernets. Oh, and of course my 11 brothers and sisters will contribute every once inna while.
This magazine will be based on the innernets. I will debut my first issue on March 13, 2008. That's a very important date in our family and we wants to share it with you. We'll tell you more 'bout that as we gits closer to the big day. We'll be havin' a launch party so be sure to mark your calendars!!!
I can hardly wait to start sharin' all my crafty/homey/purry wisdom with you all. As my Martha would say, "It's a good thing."
Very truly yours,
Mrs. Lilly White
How exciting! I cannot wait for your first issue to come out. I will read it cover to cover! Congratulations on your new venture.
Posted by: Daisy | February 24, 2008 at 06:51 AM
Wow that is eggsiting noos. We nefurr knew anycats wiv their own maggerzeen befurr. We can't wait to see it.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | February 24, 2008 at 07:08 AM
This sounds very exciting! We'll be looking forward to your first issue.
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | February 24, 2008 at 07:40 AM
This is very exciting, it's a good thing to have a magazine just for us!
Posted by: Parker | February 24, 2008 at 08:46 AM
Wow! That is very exciting! Good luck with your magazine!
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | February 24, 2008 at 08:53 AM
A magazine!!!!!! I would have never guessed. I think that will be just wonderful! I cannot wait.I marked my calendar too :)
Purrs Mickey
Posted by: Mickey | February 24, 2008 at 09:36 AM
Well, this is very exciting, we can't wait. FAZ
Posted by: Faz the Cat | February 24, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Oh, this is wonderful! We can't wait for the debut.
Luf, Us
Posted by: Forty Paws | February 24, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Oh, this is wonderful! We can't wait for the debut.
Luf, Us
Posted by: Forty Paws | February 24, 2008 at 12:40 PM
oh we can't wait!
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | February 24, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Oh boy, we can't wait. In this house our brother is actually more into decorating and stuff den we is so he should really enjoy this.
Posted by: Sadie | February 24, 2008 at 09:53 PM
How wonderful! I can't wait. We love Martha too. Mommy DVRs her so she doesn't miss anything. Did you see all the bird feeders she has? We thought we had a lot!
I can't wait until the 13th.
Posted by: Hendrix | February 25, 2008 at 12:28 PM
I can't wait! I know your magazine will be a big hit and good reading :-)
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | February 26, 2008 at 07:35 AM
YEAH, 3/13...good day, that's Mombean's birthday. Magazine should be grate funz.
Posted by: Pixie | February 27, 2008 at 10:17 PM