I Just Might Be Full of Poop.
To all my friends on the innernets. This is Felix speakin'. Well, let's just say things ain't goin' so hot. I am still in the hospital. The peoples here are nice...'cept for them awful things they are doin' to me. Let me just say right now that I unnerstand what an enema is...Enemas ain't your friend no matter what the vetroregurgitarian says. They is so bad that I can't even write 'bout it on this here blog. I ain't never poo'd so much in my whole life. I'm startin' to wonner just how much poo I really have in my insides?!? This just ain't normal, y'all. I mean, it's just the terriblest thing I have ever heard of and it's happenin' me to me about eleventy three times a day! And, what's worse is that mommy is payin' 'em to do it to me!
Speakin' of mommy...after she leaved me here this mornin', she had the nerve to come visit. I figured if I played my cards right, she might take me home....so...when I saw her ...I jumped up on her lap and gived her kisses and started droolin' on her. I mean, hey, I'll suck up if it means I git to go home to my womens. Then I started makin' bread on her lap...that always gits her...
Then, I jumped up on her shoulder and started tellin' 'bout them awful things they is doin' to me here...
Do you know what she said? "I know it's awful, little man, but it's for the best...we've gotta find out what's wrong with your pooper." In other words...sorry, Jack, you ain't comin' home tonight!
Well, I'll show you, I ain't gonna talk to you no more tonight, Mommy. That's it. You is outta my will. I'm done with you. I am gonna pee on your pillow if I EVER git outta this place. Hmph...I bet Aunt Doktor Davies would just LOVE to have me as her little boy...you just wait...I'm gonna show you...
I am sad...'cause I just wanna go home.
Please say a prayer for me.
Very truly yours,
Felix
We will purray for you Felix, to get fixed and be all better and go home to be with your womens!!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | February 05, 2008 at 06:57 AM
Hang in there little guy - you've got to give your Aunt Doktor Davies a bit more time to work out what's wrong so that they can fix you. Our mum did tell us what an enema was when we read your earlier post, but we didn't want to say anything to bring you down. You'll make it through, and then one day you'll laugh about all this,
Purrs & gentle headbutts
Gypsy & Tasha
Posted by: Gypsy & Tasha | February 05, 2008 at 08:34 AM
We will purr very loud for you to be able to go home soon! And we hope you well be better soon and feel o.k. and be healthy and fine!!!!! OMG - we thought we better google enema - we are SO SORRY!!!! We still don't know why they do this to you - so we will have to go now and read earlier posts....
Karl
Posted by: The Cat Realm | February 05, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Oh no, Felix. I am purring very very hard that you get to go home soon!
Posted by: Tybalt | February 05, 2008 at 11:09 AM
Oh Felix....say it isn't so....we wants to know when you are going to get outta that place so you can go home and pee on the pillow?!
We will continue to keep you in our purrs and hope that you are home faster than a hungry kitty...
Purrssss
Posted by: Abby | February 05, 2008 at 11:54 AM
Dad sed dat enema is just a mispelling of enemy! We'z purring and purraying fur yoo big guy!
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | February 05, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Oh feelix, we's so sorry yoo feels bad. We'll send lotsa purrs for yoo to feel better and get home fast! I's alsoputted a fingy about yoo feelin bad on the Cat Blogosphere and will put yoo on the Pet Prayer and Praise purrayer list if yoo's not already there. Lotsa purr power helps!
Purrrrrrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the resta the Hotties
Posted by: HotMBC | February 05, 2008 at 12:29 PM
oh Felix, we is just so sad you is still in the awful v-e-t place. our grampa norton hadded those poopie prollems for about 6 or his 18 years and hadded to haf enemas about efurry 6-8 weeks. we feeled so bad for him when he hadded to go through it too. maybe your v-e-t will put you on latculose to help keep the poops flowing, after they're all done cleaning you out.
poor Felix.
purrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | February 05, 2008 at 12:40 PM
OH my goodness! We will be sending you purrs and prayers! I hope you get home super soon!
Posted by: Jasper McKitten-Cat | February 05, 2008 at 12:44 PM
Oh Felix, I hope you get home soon. Enema does not sound very good; I thought it might be something like those M&M;'s, because they sound similar. But it is a good thing you got all those bad poops out of you. Maybe now your pooper will start working proper.
Posted by: Daisy | February 05, 2008 at 02:09 PM
Hang in there, Felix. We're purrring for you.
Posted by: Radcliff, Allie, Luna, & Ozzie | February 05, 2008 at 02:15 PM
Aw, Felix, you poor baby! We'll purray fur you to be well and HOME soon.
Purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | February 05, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Felix,
We sure hope they find out what's wrong with you so you can go home to your mom!!! Get better soon!
Kodak, 3 Perf and Winton
Posted by: Kodak, 3Perf and WInton | February 05, 2008 at 02:41 PM
oh you poor poor thing, I am sending purrs to you. xxx
Posted by: HRH Yao-Lin | February 05, 2008 at 03:25 PM
Ohhh, Felix, I am so sorry that you are going through all this. Keeping my paws crossed that you will soon be home and feeling much better.
Posted by: Fat Eric | February 05, 2008 at 03:37 PM
Poor Felix, that sounds horrible!! We're furry sorry they're torturin' you like that. You and your mommy are still in our purrs and purrayers, and we really hopes you get to go home soon!!
Posted by: Smeagol, Strider & Gang | February 05, 2008 at 04:09 PM
Hang in there Felix! We hope they figure it out soon and you get to go home and yell at your mommy for leaving you there.
Posted by: PB&J; Cats | February 05, 2008 at 04:50 PM
Felix sweetie, I am purring very hard for you. That has to be awful!
Posted by: Parker | February 05, 2008 at 06:28 PM
Felix I hope your pooper scooper is back to normal soon. You cracked me up with your post, it was funny dude. I is off to have some fibre now.
Poppy Q
Posted by: Poppy Q | February 05, 2008 at 07:16 PM
O, Felix, i's so sorry to hear your's pooper is messed up. i's purring real hard you can go back home soon. it's not fun to be at tha vet.
Purrs, KC
Posted by: KC | February 05, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Felix, we are purring that your pooper issues get fixed soon.
Posted by: Derby | February 05, 2008 at 08:15 PM
Oh Felix, we feel so bad for you. We will be praying real, real hard for you to get to come home soon.
We are now in praying mod, for you!
We will check back every day for updates.
Posted by: Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake | February 05, 2008 at 08:59 PM
Oh Felix, we feel so bad for you. We will be praying real, real hard for you to get to come home soon.
We are now in praying mod, for you!
We will check back every day for updates.
Posted by: Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake | February 05, 2008 at 09:00 PM
Oh Felix, we feel so bad for you. We will be praying real, real hard for you to get to come home soon.
We are now in praying mod, for you!
We will check back every day for updates.
Posted by: Chancy, Ernie's Voice & Jake | February 05, 2008 at 09:02 PM
We hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: Sophia | February 05, 2008 at 09:09 PM