Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! Today I thought I would talk to y'all 'bout biscuit makin'. I LOVE to make biscuits!
Biscuit makin' makes me feel all warm and cozy on the insides.
It makes me think of my real mommy...back when I was a baby. Makin' biscuits on her tummy helped me git milk and also git all purry and cozy. See, what with me bein' blind as a bat and all, I couldn't see nothin' when I was a baby. But I sure did know my mommy when I would git close to her...she smelled all good and her purrs were beautifuls. I loved fallin' to sleeps listenin' to my real mommy's purry songs.
I like to try to make biscuits on my bean mommy's tummy...Lord knows it's big and blubbery enough...but...she always fusses at me and says I'm tryin' to kill her with my fingernails. I really ain't tryin' to kill her but I do kinda like lettin' her think that's what I'mma doin'!
So, for today's Mazie Monday, I want to encourage all my friends on the innernets to find your mommy, lay down on her tummy and make some biscuits. You'll enjoy feelin' all warm and cozy immensely and you will remind your mommy that YOU are in charge.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
PS...don't forgit, on Mazie Monday's, when you walk in a room everybody's gotta stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief"...
