The Evil Eye...

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'.  I wanna say right off the bat that this here post don't apply to 99.99999% of the peoples on the innernets.  It just is goin' to one person.  We don't know if it's a boy or a girl or if he/she is pritty or ugly on the outside.  One thing we know for sure is that they is ugly on the insides...and that's where bein' pritty or ugly counts.

See, somebody that lives in England, leaved a nasty comment on our bloggy.  They said some real mean things...like we was just ordinary cats and our pictures were not good.  They said that just 'cause mommy loves us didn't mean everybody wants to see our pictures...that mommy was "conceited" 'cause she let us put our pictures on the innernets.  He/she also said that the innernets was full of sites just like ours...mediocre and a waste of time.

We gots somethin' to say to you, Mr. and/or Mrs. England:

1. If you don't like our blog, DON'T COME VISIT IT NO MORE.  Nobody asked you for your opinion.
2. Ain't no cat in the world "ordinary" or "mediocre".  We is all real special with our own stories to tell.
3. In all the time it taked you to write somethin' mean to us, you could've said somethin' nice to somebody else.  It's okay if you don't like us...WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER.  Just keep your nasty negative comments to yourself.
4. You suck.
5. We gots 12 tiny little butts you can kiss and mommy has one GIGANTIC butt you can kiss.  Please feel free to fly to America and kiss away.

On behalf of all my brothers and sisters and mommy, I am gonna give that dumb person from England the EVIL EYE!

Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Hunstmoor

PS...we know that dumb person don't represent all the people of England...we like people from the UK...except for this one.  Prince William is the HOTNESS!  God Save the Queen!

Comments

[Parker]

People like that need to grow a heart. We think you are all beautiful and wonderful!

[Daisy the Curly Cat]

That makes me very angry! But mostly, it is just really puzzling that if somebody does not enjoy your blog why they would take the time to comment. Anyway, I wanted to tell you that you are one of my most FAVORITE blogs. I think you all are funny and sweet and I always enjoy visiting you.

[Honey P.]

12 tiny little butts you can kiss, ha ha ha ha, yoo can add mine too

[the topcatrules gang]

Mom said a rude word - and thank goodness we can put their comments in the bin. They must have actually really liked your blog, as they spent time reading it. :)

Um, we think it was a "teenager" - as they don't do any housework - they have lots of spare time on their hands. :)

P.S. We LOVE your blog.

[DaisyMae Maus and the Feline Americans]

It's amazing that ANYONE would behave that badly an' call you "mediocre" an' make disparaging remarks 'bout you. How rude! Those awful 'beans should get lives, right?

I ... for one ... must say that I enjoy your bloggie quite a lot ... An' I have marvelous taste!

DMM

[Zippy, Sadie & Speedy]

Hmm, some people haf waaaaaay to much time on der hands. See, if we don't like a blog, or even just find it kinda dull, we don't bother to comment or ever go back and read it again...dat's da normal way to handle things.

[Sunnys Mommy]

If the person dislikes your blog that much, why waste their energy on leaving a nasty comment? To me, that's stupid.