Nose Bitey
To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. Last night I invented a new game. I just know alla you is gonna wanna play it so I thoughts I would put in our bloggy for everybody to enjoy.
First, the purpose of the game is to have fun...duh...what else would it be?!? All you gots to do is:
- Lay down real real REAL close to your mommy just as she is goin' to sleeps.
- When she's really startin' to drift off...start lickin' her face. This will make her feel all warm and cozy on the inside. Even though she is half-asleeps, she will probably reach over and put her arms around you and start scratchin' and rubbin' your stuff. This is very good...you want this to happen.
- Continue lickin' her face and maybe even give her a headbutt or two...again...she will really like this lots.
- Now, this is where the fun part starts...once she is good and sound asleep...in between face licks, reach over, open your mouth real real REAL wide and bite the livin' bejeezuz outta the tip-end of her nose! You will be amazed at how much your mommy will enjoy this!
Yep...the Nose Bitey Game is the funnest thing I've invented in a long time!
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
Oh, that does sound like fun, but we don't think our humans would be very happy if we did that.
Posted by: Dragonheart and Merlin | April 03, 2008 at 04:59 AM
That is a GREAT game. I am going to try it tonight for sure!!
Thanks for the awesome tip!
Posted by: Goldie | April 03, 2008 at 07:22 AM
Haha I do that to our Beans too, but usually befurr they go to sleep. Once mum wuz nearly asleep and I bit her in the middle of her nose. I fink she called it her septum, and you never heard so much hollering and pad words. It made her eyes leak, but she wuzn't crying.
Eric
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | April 03, 2008 at 07:26 AM
did your mommy cry wif joy when you did this?
Posted by: The Meezers | April 03, 2008 at 07:39 AM
I already play that game, Freddy!
Sammy and Miles: Yep, this game always makes my mommy cry and yelp with joy! She just can't contain herself.
Posted by: Tybalt | April 03, 2008 at 10:27 AM
I am going to try that game! I'll bet it will make my Mommie scream with happiness.
Posted by: Daisy the Curly Cat | April 03, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Hey Freddy that sounds like a great game! I am going to try it tonight!
Samantha
Posted by: Samantha & Mr. Tigger | April 03, 2008 at 06:11 PM
Oh, I love learning new games. I have never tried this one before, but will try to remember to play this tonight. I am sure my Mum will be as delighted as your Mum was.
Posted by: Kellie The Orange Cat | April 03, 2008 at 07:03 PM
O, what a fun game. Can't wait till tonite and try it on mine Daddy Charley. he's gonna be so happy.
Purrs,
KC
Posted by: KC | April 03, 2008 at 07:04 PM
O, what a fun game. Can't wait till tonite and try it on mine Daddy Charley. he's gonna be so happy.
Purrs,
KC
Posted by: KC | April 03, 2008 at 07:04 PM
We would like dat game very much but we don't think mom would and we REALLY don't think dad would.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | April 03, 2008 at 08:18 PM
Very cool game, Freddy! My variation is the NoseWhap game. That's when Mommy is just about to go to sleep and I want rubbing and scritching, I sneak up behind her, reach over her shoulder and whap her on the nose. She wakes right up and I got lots of attention!!!!!
Posted by: Puffin the Great | April 03, 2008 at 09:21 PM
Hahaha! That's a great game -- for cats :-D
Posted by: Sunnys Mommy | April 04, 2008 at 04:31 PM