Mommy's Yellow Jacket

Dearest Mommy,
'Member last week when you was lookin' in your closet and saw your pritty yellow jacket that reminds you of daffodils and tulips layin' in the floor?  'Member how you thought it had just falled off the hanger and you picked it up and hanged it back up? 'Member how you decided to wear it on Friday with your jeans since you gits to wear jeans to work on Friday?  'Member how you was lookin' forward to it 'cause it's such a comfortable jacket and everything?

Well, dearest mommy, that was a mistake.  See, your jacket that reminds you of daffodils and tulips did fall into the floor.  But...it didn't just lay there.  See...the kitty that we refer to as "Anonymous" decided to make a pawlitical statement on your pritty yellow jacket.  See...you have been spendin' an awful lotsa of time with Work.  You ain't been spendin' lotsa times with us.  "Anonymous" is tired of it.  So...if the pritty yellow jacket was gonna git to go to work with you, "Anonymous" decided to send a little bit of us with you and the pritty daffodil jacket.  "Anonymous" made a gigantic tinkle right on the pritty daffodil jacket.  Of course, you was in such a rush on Friday mornin' that you didn't realize it until much later in the day...

You was on a conference call when you started thinkin' somethin' smelled real real REAL bad in your office.  In fact, it made you wanna vomit.  That stinkiness went with you wherever you went...it's kinda funny how that was workin'.  It wasn't until you got home that you figured out that a little bit of us had been with you all day long.

We hopes you have learned your lesson.  Work don't matter...we do.

Very truly yours,

Anonymous...from the Whiskers & Purrs Gang

Comments

[Parker]

That was quite a pawlitical statement for sure!
HaHaHaHaHa!

[Veronica]

Haw HAw Haw!!! nice job, anonymous. we shud try that trick... m

[Dragonheart and Merlin]

Oh my goodness! Someone was very naughty to use your mom's jacket as a litterbox!!!

[Tybalt]

Oh my paws and whiskers! Now THAT was a pawlitical statement! I bet your mommy got the message loud and clear!

[The Meezers]

grampa norton usded to do that efurry day to something of mommy's - shoes, sweater, pants, coat, purse, anything he could pee on. it usded to give mommy my-granes.

[Abby]

Oh my I bet yur Mommie wuz wishin someone diddant like her yellow jacket as much as she does....when we saw yur post about yellowjackets...we wuz finkin yu had sum bees in yur houze....

Purrs
Abby

[Sunnys Mommy]

Ha! Serves her right!

[Daisy]

I think your mom learned a valuable lesson!

[Eric and Flynn]

Uh-oh, bet your mum duzn't want to upset the nonny mouse again. We haf given you an award. You can collect it furrom our post.

[Zippy, Sadie & Speedy]

We is afraid dat yoo guys, despite it being anonymouse, might be in a little bit of trouble.