'Lekshun Stuff
Hi. This is Elsie Fallulah speakin'. I am tired...sick and tired of hearin' 'bout the 'lekshun. We gots our big vote on Tuesday here in Virginia. Me and all my brothers and sisters are sendin' mommy to vote for us. We is all sick and tired of this mess and just feel like it ain't worth our time to fool with it.
We knows who we ain't votin' for...you know...the other side. But we ain't sure who we is votin' for yet...ya know, the one on our side. It just gives me a headache.
Not only do we haffta deal with all the Prezidenchul stuff, but we gots to deal wiff our very own pawatishun, Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III...this mornin' he taked a big stinky dump right in the bathtub...he was mumblin' somethin' 'bout how we all needed to start thinkin' outside of the box...whatever that means. He ain't right...it just goes to prove that most of them pawatishuns got a few screws loose.
Will somebody wake me up when it's all over?
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
I agree, it is getting a bit wearisome!
Tara
Posted by: Tara | February 11, 2008 at 02:30 AM
I know what you mean, Elsie. We already had our primary and now all the talk is about how it wasn't run properly and I still hear about the election constantly. I am sorry that the Senator took a stinky dump in the bathtub. That's just gross. I hope Felix is feeling better.
Posted by: Karen Jo | February 11, 2008 at 04:08 AM
I'm sorry, Elsie. Those politicians kept calling my mommy right up until the polls closed last Tuesday. We were all sick and tired of hearing the phone ring.
Posted by: Tybalt | February 11, 2008 at 12:42 PM
Elsie, we're sorry that the politicians keep annoying you, especially a certain senator who lives at your place - outside the box indeed! We guess he'll say he was just expressing himself. We're just glad that all of your elections are finished for now, as of November 24 last year.
Sympathetic purrs to you,
Gypsy & Tasha
Posted by: Gypsy & Tasha | February 11, 2008 at 03:54 PM
Im with you Elsie. I think all us kitties are tired of hearing this. We're all in the same spot decision wise too! Crazy.
I think Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III is really trying to think outside the tub ha ha ha I think that is a special message to someone.
Posted by: Hendrix | February 11, 2008 at 07:19 PM
Well, since we cats ain't allowed to vote we don't wanna hear about dis "crap" either. Hmm, maybe a stinky in da bathtub is a form of protest?
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | February 11, 2008 at 11:44 PM