One Word Wednesday...Pussicatification
To all the people on the innernets,
This here is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. Mommy says that I gits to pick the one word for our One Word Wednesday thingy. Today's word is "pussicatification". Now there are some peoples out there that may not unnerstand that word. Them is the people that don't have no sense. The peoples that do unnerstand are the peoples that really really REALLY matter in the world.
Pussicatification is the process of pussy cats makin' stuff right...ya know...leavin' their mark on the world. For examples...in our house, it's really easy to see the results of pussicatification...kitty cat hair has been strategically placed on every flat/non-flat/semi-flat surface in the house. That's the pussicatification of our house. Do not even think 'bout suckin' up the kitty cat hair we have worked so hard to place with the big loud sucker-upper ...we will come right behind you and pussicatify everything you have worked so hard to clean.
Another type of pussicatification is the strategic placement of tinkles on as many surfaces in the house and/or your mommy as you can find. Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III is the master of tinkle pussicatification in our house. Let's see...mommy's pillows, mommy's bed, mommy's clothes, mommy's leg, the couch, the chairs, the dining room table, the dining room chairs, the hot thingy's on the stove, the kitchen sink...I think you git my drift...there ain't a place in the house that the Senator ain't tried to pussicatify.
Other examples of pussicatification are the very strategic and well-thought-out fingernail skratches we leave on our furniture...interior dekoratin' just ain't complete without our artistic touch. Then there's the very-important "scent" of the house...this must be pussicatified in order for a home to have that "lived-in" feel to it. All 12 of us work together on that one to ensure we have a constant and consistent aroma from the 473 pounds of poo we manufacture every single day.
That's it for now...gotta go do me some pussicatifyin' right now!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
Miss Elizabeth Taylor, your word of the day has inspired me. I must try harder to pussicatify our house! I think there are areas that I may have missed with my furs . . .
Posted by: Tybalt | January 30, 2008 at 01:34 PM
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
We have our own pussicatifactor in our house, his name is Ping and he is like the Senator. He loves to leave his scent in his spots, no matter how many times (and each time she will do this) Momma cleans up after him he will just perfume again. None of the rest of us understand this strange quirk of his, but we put up with it....
Purrsss
Posted by: Abby and Boo | January 30, 2008 at 02:04 PM
You crack me up!
Posted by: Daisy | January 30, 2008 at 02:18 PM
Wouldn't you agree though, that Pussicatification can be taken a step too far, as evidenced quite clearly by the Senator?
Posted by: Gandalf & Grayson | January 30, 2008 at 04:35 PM
Oah Wowww......What do you see!!?!??!!!
Posted by: Adan * michico | January 31, 2008 at 02:38 AM
Let's see,
Fur everywhere (check)
Clawed furniture (check)
Scent marking (check)
Tinkles? Lucky for Mom we only use our litterboxes for this.
Your friend
Misty
Posted by: The Crew | January 31, 2008 at 04:02 PM