To all the people on the innernets,
This here is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. Mommy says that I gits to pick the one word for our One Word Wednesday thingy. Today's word is "pussicatification". Now there are some peoples out there that may not unnerstand that word. Them is the people that don't have no sense. The peoples that do unnerstand are the peoples that really really REALLY matter in the world.
Pussicatification is the process of pussy cats makin' stuff right...ya know...leavin' their mark on the world. For examples...in our house, it's really easy to see the results of pussicatification...kitty cat hair has been strategically placed on every flat/non-flat/semi-flat surface in the house. That's the pussicatification of our house. Do not even think 'bout suckin' up the kitty cat hair we have worked so hard to place with the big loud sucker-upper ...we will come right behind you and pussicatify everything you have worked so hard to clean.
Another type of pussicatification is the strategic placement of tinkles on as many surfaces in the house and/or your mommy as you can find. Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III is the master of tinkle pussicatification in our house. Let's see...mommy's pillows, mommy's bed, mommy's clothes, mommy's leg, the couch, the chairs, the dining room table, the dining room chairs, the hot thingy's on the stove, the kitchen sink...I think you git my drift...there ain't a place in the house that the Senator ain't tried to pussicatify.
Other examples of pussicatification are the very strategic and well-thought-out fingernail skratches we leave on our furniture...interior dekoratin' just ain't complete without our artistic touch. Then there's the very-important "scent" of the house...this must be pussicatified in order for a home to have that "lived-in" feel to it. All 12 of us work together on that one to ensure we have a constant and consistent aroma from the 473 pounds of poo we manufacture every single day.
That's it for now...gotta go do me some pussicatifyin' right now!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
