Whiskers & Purrs

Wordless Wednesday...can you see the resemblance?

Freddy Astaire Graves III

 

Freddy Mercury

 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I have to be honest and say, dear peoples, that I am very very sads today.  Well, actually, I am a combination sads and mads...I guess I'm smads.  

First, let me refresh your memories 'bout this tryin' time in my lifes.  We have an agreement in the Whiskers & Purrs House that nobody will mention Anderson Cooper's name and he ain't allowed on our TV since he broked my heart...'specially since it was in such a big, loud way.   Well, peoples, my mommy has letted me downs...she has betrated me. See, Anderson Cooper is comin' to speak in our town this comin' weekend and mommy took MY green papers and buyed a ticket to go see him.  She is takin' time aways from her mommily duties to go listen to what that cold hearted, mean man has to say.  She would actually rather spend time with him than takin' care of her childrens.   Anderson Cooper means more to my mommy than we do.

I guess loyalty don't mean much to SOME peoples...mommy.  I hope you have fun gallavantin' 'round town with Anderson while your tiny little childrens are at home, starvin' for Fancy Feast ...and for attentions...and for love.

Very truly  yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves 

 

Mazie Monday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin'...and today is Mazie Monday!  I just have to tell you that I had the most wonnerful evenin' last night...EVER!  See, last night I begged and begged and BEGGED mommy to let me go in and babysit my adopterated babies in the livin' room.  She finally gived in and let me go play with 'em.  

We runned and played and I chased 'em and swatted 'em and licked their ears...oh it was funs!  Mommy stayed in the livin' room with us and supervised and stuff.  Mommy has the flu so she wasn't feelin' so goods...'bout 10:00, she falled sound asleeps on the couch...

When I sawed mommy sleepin' so cozily, I started gittin' all sleepy, too...so I curled up with her...I mean, I just had to make sure she okay....next thing I knowed, I had falled sound sound asleeps, too!  Me and mommy sleeped on the couch all night longs!  It was so warm and cozy...makes me purr just thinkin' 'bout its!

And, when I waked up...mommy gived me all kinds of kisses and tummy rubs and chin scratches 'cause...today is VALENTINE'S DAY!  Mommy says that there will be kisses non-stop ALL day today!  Dang...I love Valentine's Day!

I hope all of my wonnerful friends on the innernets have the best Valentine's Day EVER!  AND...remember...not only is it Valentine's Day...it's also Mazie Monday, too!  So...whenever you walk into a room, your beans has to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief"!

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace 

Meet the Senator Sunday...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  First, I want to just say to all the peoples on the innernets that has been so worrieds 'bout me that I am finally startin' to feel betters and be on the mends. I was pritty sick for almost 10 days with a severe booger attacks.  But, after 2 trips to the V E T and lots of medicines and lots of syringe feedin's by mommy, I am betters.

Today I want to ask you a question...I need your input.  You see, I received an email from this guy's people:

You see, he is gonna be speakin' in Richmond and thought while he was already here, he would innerview me since I'm a high-powered and inflooenchewal Senator.  Now, as most of you knows, due to the unfortunate "Operation Birthday Wish" incident, we ain't even alloweds to say this guy's name in the Whiskers & Purrs House...

He innerviewed me once before and I pritty much put him in his place...I think maybe I'm just a little bit too sopissticated for him.  I must be honest and say that I am a little surprised that he is keepin' his speakin' engagement since he just had his tail whooped in Egypt and all...maybe he's a little bit tougher than I thoughted.

Regardless, I need your help.   Should I grant Mr. Cooper's request and give him an innerview? I don't wants to hurt Elsie Fallulah's feelin's or nothin' but...as a high-powered Senator, I do need to git my message out to the masses and sell more of my books...and what better way to do that than to use Mr. Cooper's TV show.

Please let me know what you think.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III 

 

Mommy has flu cooties...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'...uhm...we are all a little bit worrieds...mommy has flu cooties.  She don't feel so goods and there is weird noises and moans comin' outs of her...she keeps blowin' her nose and tossin' and turnin' in the big bed...

We is all layin' low and stayin' outs of her way 'cause she ain't too mommy-like when she gits like this.  Please pray that she will have enough strength to open cans of Fancy Feast for us.

Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie 

Flashback Friday...Boys Boys Boys and Miss Elizabeth Taylor

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor.  I really love boys.  Boys are the best thing since Fancy Feast!  I like yellow boys, black boys, grey boys, white boys, yellow and white boys...well, I think you get the gist of what I'mma talkin' bout.

I like to kiss 'em, roll in the floor with 'em, chase 'em, let 'em chase me, curl up with 'em, wrestle with 'em...again, you get my drift, I'm sure. 

The only thing I won't do is marry 'em.  I mean, girls named "Elizabeth Taylor" don't seem to have much of a good track record in the gettin' married department.  Now, I know I'm the most fantabulist Elizabeth Taylor in the world, but I'd much rather have lots of boys to love me than just one.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elizabeth Taylor

 

Mommy went and done somethin' stupids...

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'.  All of us here in the Whiskers & Purrs House is very real aggrivateds with mommy.  She went and did somethin' real stupid last nights that completely screwed up our very important schedule.  It is just yet another exzample of how inconsiderables she is.

First she worked real late at her office.  How could she do that when she knows she has starvin' childrens at home?

Secondly, once she finally got home, she stopped and talked to the neighbors that had also just gotted home instead of instantly comin' insides to feed us!

And, finally, when she finally had enough sense to come in from the outsides, she put the key in the lock...turned it...and then THIS happened:

Can you beleaf that?  She went and broked the key off INSIDE the lock!  She just stood there...for like...EVER...starin' at the key thinkin'..."What in the world am I goin' to do?"

Well, she did have enough sense to go to the car and turn the heat on...and then she called AAA.  They not only unlock car doors but they unlock house locks, too.  Thank goodness they do 'cause we was well on our way to starvin' to death.  Can you beleaf that it was almost 8:30 pm before we got to eat our suppers...

It just goes to show you that good help is hard to finds.

Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel

PS...we think maybe the Senator might just be a little bit betters...please keep sayin' prayers for him 'cause he's gots a long way to go before he is all betters.  He is still on his medicines and mommy is still havin' to syringe feed him.  But...last night he seemed to be a little less congested and actually played with a toy for a little whiles!

 

 

 

Wordless Wednesday...sorta...

Please continue to pray for our sweet Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III...he's still not feelin' so goods...

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest people on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'...today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I am very real worrieds 'bout our sweet Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III.  He spended the whole dang day at the hospitals again yesterday...they gived him fluids and syringe feeded hims and put drops of stuff up his nose.  He has gots an upper respiratory infection...that's a fancy way of sayin' that his head is full of the snots.

Bein' the good Top Cat that I am, I have put my crown aside and put on my nurse uniform...I have been helpin' mommy by watchin' over the Senator and makin' sure he takes his medicine and takes his syringe feedin's without too much fuss.  If he don't start showin' signs of improvements, he is gonna have to go stay in the hospitals.  We don't want thats so...I am gonna stay right with him and keep remindin' him to blow them boogers outs of his head!  Blow blow BLOW, Senator!

Please say a prayer for our Senator...he is very real tireds of feelin' so bads and we is tired of bein' worrieds.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves 

 PS...I hope the Senator gits better soons...my nurse uniform is itchy!

 

BREAKING NEWS: Virginia Senator rushed to hospital

RICHMOND, Virginia (Cat News Network) - The Cat News Network has received numerous reports that Virginia Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III (D-VA) was once again rushed to the hospital this morning for an undisclosed illness. It is unclear as to the nature of the Senator's illness.

On Friday, February 4th, the Senator was rushed in the early morning to the emergency room for what was reported to be a severe Booger Attack.  After receiving appropriate treatment, Senator Graves was released later in the day and returned to the Whiskers & Purrs House where he was cared for by his mommy.

However, complications seemed to have developed over the weekend which led the Senator to return to Gayton Animal Hospital by way of Mommy Ambulance early Monday morning.  

No further information is available at this time. Please stay tuned for further details.