A Message for Vampy Vic from Elsie Fallulah Graves

To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  As all of y'all knows, my heart was broked on Tuesday when I realized that my Anderson Cooper is already in love...with a dog.  I want him to love me and only me for ever and ever.  There just ain't no hope for me now.

I received lotsa emails and comments on the bloggy from all of my friends...one catched my attention.  Vampy Vic said he was gonna use his "Casanova ways to melt your heart and forget about him"...Well...Vampy Vic, you is pritty dang cute...

I am very innerested in learnin' more 'bout your Casanova ways...do you like to kiss on the lips with your mouth open?

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Comments

[wlk]

Vic does seem like a nice guy and obvoiusly is after your heart. He is very cute too. What a sweetheart to offer his wuv to unbreak your heart.

I have seen my Sir Stripes checkn out this blog late at night; he always enjoys making others feel happy and , well, being a Mcat is likes a good challenge so be forwarned he may be reading up on his competition.

[Parker]

OOOOooooo LaLa!

[Eric and Flynn]

We smell romance in the air!

[Cheysuli]

Oh another romance (wipes tear). I just love a good romance!

[The Island Cats]

Oh Elsie! You are SO bold!!!

Wally, Ernie & Zoey

[The Meezers]

Elsie!!! you is cute

[Daisy]

Ooooh! I cannot wait to read Victor's answer!

[Zippy, Sadie & Speedy]

Whoa, Elsie, what a modern woman you are! Yoo go gerl, ask fur what yoo want.

[Vamp Vic]

Oh my Dearest Elsie other than just having made my Momma nearly wet her pants laughing...(Coz you are so sweet and honest of course!)
You just had to include THE most gorgeous pikture of yourself!!
You knowz that just leaves me openz to jumpz on you and burrow deep into your ears to get-ed the bits you can't.. and a little tickle along the way.. (it works on Mushka anyways) ;p
But I has to be honest withs you coz you are so very beautiful inside and out, I iz not a Romeo, I iz a Cassanova, I wines and dines and 59's , but I likez a buffet not an a' la carte. That iz just the way I iz.

But there aint nothing wrong with a bit of hanky panky to showz you the beautiful girl you iz and show you the differece between love and loost tillz your soulmatez comes along! :))
About the kissing... well how about you start frown my little pink paws and works your way up and find out? :P
Just teasing you.. titillating your senses and makin you feel just a little naughty :)

After all, as Shelly, my man says:
Like hues and harmonies of the evening,
Like clouds in starlight widely spread,
Like memory of music fled,
Like aught that for it's grace may be
Dear, and yet dearer for it's mystery.

Sweetest dreams my sweet precious Elsie!
I shall make a whole pedestal to you on my new toy lined with temptations!
kiss kiss kiss!!!
Vampy (sugar pie) Vic