My Ritual by Freddy Astaire Graves III
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Freddy Astaire Graves III speakin'. Every night 'fore I go to sleeps, I got some stuff I gotta do. See, mommy always either reads or watches TV or does somethin' called "nittin" before she goes to sleeps. While she's doin' one of them things, I climb up on the bed next to her. I look her right in the eyes and git a real pitiful look on my face. It magically makes her stop whatever it is she is doin'. Then I climb up on her and purr real loud...sometimes I meditate and think 'bout Temptations and how I wish I could have more of 'em. Sometimes I dream 'bout girls. And then sometimes I just sit on her lap and pass gas. Mommy don't necessarily like that last one...she says it is not very gentlemanly but...I'mma boy just doin' what boys do.
But, regardless of what I do when I'm layin' on mommy's tummy...she always tells me the same thing..."I love you little boy. You are my most favorite little boy named Freddy Astaire Graves III in the whole world!"
Life. Is. Good.
Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III
Freddy, you are right, life is good!
Smooches!
Posted by: Parker | September 08, 2008 at 06:31 AM
Freddy yoo gots the life dude!
Posted by: Shadow and Molly | September 08, 2008 at 07:38 AM
You are so right, Freddy! Life is good! Especially when you get lots of special mommy-time in. Purrs!
Posted by: Tybalt | September 08, 2008 at 08:19 AM
ME POOTS WHEN MOMMY RUBS MY BELLY!!! - Billy
Yep, I'm Mommy's most favorite number 2 meezerman in the whole werld! - Miles
And I'm mommy's most favorite number one meezerman in the whole werld too!!! - Sammy
Posted by: The Meezers | September 08, 2008 at 09:07 AM
Life is wonderful when you are the center of attention.
Posted by: Cheysuli | September 08, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Ahhh the Good Life Freddy.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | September 08, 2008 at 11:04 AM
It sounds like we both have similar bedtime rituals! :)
Posted by: Ramses | September 08, 2008 at 11:22 AM
What a sweet and comforting ritual you have!
Posted by: Daisy | September 08, 2008 at 12:08 PM
Moms says that tuxedo fur you has really makes you look like Fred Astaire. She members him from old movies when she was a kid, cause she is furry old.
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Posted by: Cheddar and Colby | September 08, 2008 at 01:39 PM
Moms says that tuxedo fur you has really makes you look like Fred Astaire. She members him from old movies when she was a kid, cause she is furry old.
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Posted by: Cheddar and Colby | September 08, 2008 at 01:40 PM
Yep, Freddy...life is good...but you gotta watch that tootin' stuff, okay??
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Posted by: The Island Cats | September 08, 2008 at 02:31 PM
Aw Freddy, Speedy toots when he snuggles wif mom too. She sez stuff like "hooboy, whatcha been eatin' dude" and "can't you save dat until yoor away from me". We just laff...well, it is funny.
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | September 08, 2008 at 04:38 PM
That sounds like the perfect end to a perfect day. FAZ
Posted by: Faz the Cat | September 08, 2008 at 05:40 PM
Aww--what sweetness--I was lucky enough to have one my kitties come onto my lap last night and purr and purr and purr--it made my whole day.
Posted by: PurrPrints | September 08, 2008 at 07:19 PM
In this photo you kinda look like Freddie Mercury. I thinks it's coz your eyes look really close to the side of your face, coz the sides are invisible coz of the background!
Ok I hopez that makes sense, momma says too many "coz's" hehe
Momma says she can see why your momma melts when you come to her, You iz a beautiful little man! :)
Posted by: Vamp Vic | September 08, 2008 at 08:57 PM
That sounds like a wonderful ritual, Freddy!
Posted by: Lux | September 09, 2008 at 12:06 AM
Well, Jan was ooohing and aaaaaahing right up till you passed gas. Then you lost her.
But we stayed for the ending.
Posted by: jan's funny farm | September 09, 2008 at 12:20 PM