To all the peoples on the innernets, this is Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor speakin'. Mommy don't think we know it yet but she's goin' to leave us for 3 WHOLE DAYS! We are sad. Who is gonna love on us?...and scratch our stuff...and give us Fancy Feast and Temptations?
We are sad and depressed.
Very truly yours,
Fergie the Duchess of Huntsmoor
