Them Rumors Is TRUE!

To all my friends on the innernets, this is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  My heart is broked.  I'm just a wreck right now...Monday night I was watchin' my Anderson Cooper on CNN...just like I always do every week night.  I don't think he meaned to let somethin' slip but he did...

Everybody has heard all them rumors 'bout my Anderson Cooper...okay, admit it...you know you have heard the stories.  I have tried to ignore 'em...pretend they ain't so.  But tonight...he let somethin' slip that just breaked my heart...

Tonight my Anderson Cooper admitted it, on national TV, that he don't like my kind.  No matter what I might do or say, my Anderson just won't never fall in love with me.  I don't know how I'm gonna face 10:00 PM every Monday thru Friday now.  What will I do with myself?  I can't watch CNN no more.

See my Anderson Cooper had a segment on this:  Leona Helmsley  After the segment was over, Anderson said somethin' that hurt me more than I have ever been hurted before...he said...I'm not even sure my little chubby paws can type this...my Anderson said that....he...loves...well,....he loves his DOG!  I'm pritty sure that means that he don't like my kind.  I am so hurted. 

I'm kinda glad mommy won't be here on Tuesday night to turn the TV on for me.  I just can't look at my Anderson right now.  I gots to find a way to git used to this.  Maybe some time away from his TV show, AC360, will help.

How could he break my heart like this?  I ain't never gonna watch him again.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves