I Gots Cooties.
Hi. This is Freddy speakin'. Uh, I don't know how to tell you peoples on the innernets this but...uh...I think I gots me some cooties. It's kinda skeery. See, I was lovin' on mommy last night 'fore she falled asleep. We was kissin' and stuff and she was scratchin' my butt-tocks when she said "Freddy! What on earth?!?...The fur on you hind leg is gone!...You must have cooties!!!"
Now I ain't exzactly sure what cooties is and why they eated all the hairs on my hind leg. Are they like pets? Do I needs to feed 'em? Was they hungry and that's why they had to eat my hairs? Do they need to be petted and licked? I wonner if they poop in the litter box or "go" somewhere else? This is a lotta responsibility for a little boy like me! I've asked my brothers and sisters and they all say they ain't never had them no hair-eatin' cooties. I don't know what to do. Mommy said we must see Aunt Doktor Dugan rights away. I'll ask her! Aunt Doktor Dugan knows everything and I won't have to worry 'bout my cooties 'cause she will take care of 'em!
Very truly yours,
Freddy
We don't know how to look after cooties either. Maybe Daisy would know cuz she had Sea Monkeys furr pets, and she's studying to be a doctor. She knows efurryfing.
Posted by: Eric and Flynn | January 31, 2008 at 07:32 AM
Ohhhhhhh Cooties! Kids used to get dem in skool Mom said. I bet yur cooties are caused by whut yur eatin. Eifur dat or one of yur brofurs or sisfurs took a bite out of yur butt. Oh my.
Posted by: Beau Beau & Angie | January 31, 2008 at 07:45 AM
Butt cooties?
Oh Freddie we has nefur heard of butt cooties...
Purrss
Posted by: Abby | January 31, 2008 at 09:52 AM
Bonnie says MAYBE I don't got the plague, but she's sure I gots cooties. But I nefur losted no fur. I hope Aunt Doktor Dugan can help you.
Posted by: Victor Tabbycat | January 31, 2008 at 11:12 AM
I hope Aunt Doktor Dugan helps you soon! I'm not sure what cooties are, but if they are eating your furs, then they need to be stopped right away! We mancats need to keep our furs.
Posted by: Tybalt | January 31, 2008 at 11:38 AM
Cootie alert! Cootie alert!! Our Callie gets hair-eating cooties sometimes. She doesn't take very good care of them, though -- she just puts the bitey on them. Do you think she'll get reported to the ASPCA (American Society for the Prevention of Cootie Abuse)?
Rocky
Posted by: Artsy Catsy | January 31, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I am pretty sure only boy cats have cooties.
Do you think you could have the ringworm? I never heard of it on the butt before though, it usually is around the face and ears, so I doubt that is it. It must just be cooties.
Posted by: Daisy | January 31, 2008 at 01:58 PM
oh no, what did auntie doktor say? haf you seed her yet?
Posted by: Sammy and Miles Meezer | January 31, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Cooties? Dad sez dat is a game dat kids played a looooooong time ago. Sumfing about bugs...ooooo, do yoo gots bugs? We'll send Sadie over to eat dem!
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | February 01, 2008 at 12:10 AM