An Update On Felix And His Pooper
Hi to all the peoples on the innernets. First I wanna say thanks to all the very extra specially nice people on the innernets. We have received LOTSA emails askin' 'bout my pooper. It sure makes me and mommy feel real warm and fuzzy in our insides. We is real thankful for people just like y'all.
We ain't got a real update yet about my pooper...we has been tryin' some stuff. It has worked a little bit but, for the most part, it just still ain't quite right. I'm feelin' a little better...shoot...what am I thinkin'...I've been feelin' good! I was chasin' me some of them women cats in this house just yesterday...had to git me a little somethin' somethin' from Fergie...dang...she's hot! We had a good time playin' and then kissin' afterwards.
So, here's the deal...we tried somethin' mommy calls "medicine"...I call it poison. You pusscats have probably heard of it...it's called "flagyl" (or metronidozole if you're super-high-fallootin). It has helped me a little bit. Plus, mommy has been givin' me something called "Vetasyl" in my suppers...I ain't sure what it is 'zactly but I can't taste it...as long as it does not interfere with my Fancy Feast Experience, it's okay with me.
I gots to go back to the Veterinary Referral & Critical Care Hospital (VRCC) on Friday, February 1 at 9:00 in the mornin' to see Aunt Doktor Davies. She is probably gonna do somethin' called an endoscopoopy. Now I know that sounds all skeery and everything but me and mommy have had us a long long LONG talk 'bout it. See, like I've telled y'all before, Aunt Doktor Davies is the worlds bestest pooper fixer-upper. And, mommy says that once Aunt Doktor Davies finds out what's wrong, she'll help fix it and then I will feel good all the dang time. So...I ain't too skeerd 'bout it. Mommy is a little skeerd...she don't think I know that every time she has taked one of us to VRCC, it's usally real bad...so bad that we have to go to heaven. See, VRCC is a special place. It's where little people like us go when we is in trouble...they know how to fix stuff real good. But, like mommy telled me, sometimes there just ain't no way to fix the stuff that is bad. But, I keep tryin' to tell mommy that ain't gonna happen this time. Please, everybody, tell mommy that it's gonna be okay, 'kay? She's gonna be crazier than a loon by Friday mornin' if you don't.
Okay, that's it for now. Thanks again for all them nice emails and comments. We is gonna keep 'em for ever and ever and EVER!
Very truly yours,
Felix the Magical Cat
Yoor gonna be fine, Speedy has pooper problems and he's fine. He just has a very sensitive tummy...so sensitive he hadda give up eating da bugs!
Posted by: Zippy, Sadie & Speedy | January 29, 2008 at 01:20 AM
Dear Felix it sounds like you has a good doctor who will help fix up your pooper. I is sorry that you need fixing up and they have to be snoopin around your number 13 spot.
I will keep my paws crossed for you and your mommy on Friday and will hope for the bestest news.
Sending you warm summer purrs from New Zealand.
Poppy Q
Posted by: Poppy Q | January 29, 2008 at 03:44 AM
Oh Felix, we're purrin' furry hard for your pooper to get all fixed up. We'll be purrin' extra extra hard on Friday.
We just got done takin' that nasty Flagyl stuff (it made our mouths all foamy 'cause we didn't want to swallow the pills!!) We agree, it's poison (but if it helps some, we guess you should take it).
Posted by: Smeagol, Strider & Gang | January 29, 2008 at 12:32 PM
Felix, I hope you find the perfect pooper fixer-upper for you! Good luck on Friday, I will be thinking of you. And your pooper.
Posted by: Daisy | January 29, 2008 at 01:07 PM
Hugs and purrs and purrayers for you and your mom.
Posted by: Tazo | January 29, 2008 at 01:40 PM
dear felix's mommy: we finks he is gonna be just fine!! just like in bean hospitals, most patients who goes in, comes out more betterer. it all hasta do wif somethin' our mom calls "statisticals" (we don't fink that word has nuthin' to do wif those things that get tooken out when there's a hoo-hah-ectomy).
we is all purrrayin' an' purrin' that the pooper-fixer gets it right, an' you are all fixed up. an' remember, our best frend, skeezix, has drefful poop problems an' he leads a pretty good life anyway! we'll be offline next week while mom & dad are away, but we'll send our bestest thoughts an' wishes your way efurry day!!
purrs & whisker kisses--the meowers
Posted by: the meowers from missouri | January 30, 2008 at 12:07 PM
Oh Felix, we will purrr and purray for a good visit and that you get your pooper fixed. Mom he is going to be fine!!
Your FL furiends,
Posted by: Samantha & Tigger | January 30, 2008 at 05:17 PM