Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Yesterday I suffered what the doctors said was a severe Booger Attack. I had to spend the day in the hospital havin' all my stuff poked and squeezed and squished.
All of that pokin' and squeezin' and squishin' must've doned some good 'cause I am safely home now, restin' and startin' to feel a little bit betters. I actually feel good enough to play a little bits...I'm playin' a real fun game of tryin' to chew mommy's big toe offs! Now, I gots to take my antibiotic pill and a pill that is helpin' to clear all the remainin' boogers outs of my head every day for the next week. The doctor says that as long a I do that, I will skeer them awful booger away for goods.
I want to thank everybody for the prayers you said for me yesterday. As far as I am concerned, I gots the best peoples in the whole dang world!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
