Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. Today is Mazie Monday! Oh, dear peoples...we are ALL so glad that mommy is home! She has been far far aways 'cause her mom is very sick. She came home 'cause she missed us so very much...oh, and, yeah, she's gots to go back to that place called "work". Why she keeps goin' there, I'll never unnerstand...any place called "work" just does not sound like lotsa funs.
We was all so happy to have mommy home last night. There's no way I can put into words how very happy we was...I think showin' you this video will say it all. It's kinda longs...sorry 'bout that. It's very dramaticals...there's shots of me and Jimmy Durante Graves III kissin', Fergie and Mrs. Lilly White takin' baths, more of me and Jimmy kissin'...oh, and me lickin' Elsie Fallulah's foots. See, Elsie is feelin' all fat and bloated...she has been drownin' her heart brokedness by eatin' Temptations, Fancy Feast and crunchies non-stops...so, she said she didn't wants to be in our video but I wanted to show her that I love her even though she is fat and lettin' herself go all 'cause of that mean ol' Anderson Cooper.
So take a look and enjoy...and...have a very Mazie Monday!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
PS...remember...your beans have to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into a room on Mazie Monday!
