Meet the Senator Sunday

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  It's Sunday and time for another edition of "Meet the Senator Sunday"...except there's just a little problem...see I am takin' a vacation and just don't have nothin' to say today...I tell you...with all that hard Senatatin' I have to do every day of the week, I think I'm due a vacation from the stress and turmoil I face. 

So, to unwind and relax, I'm goin' to Tahitti with some chicks.  I'm gonna live it up and have a freaky time with the ladies.  I just hope that annoyin' Anderson Cooper don't decide to 'vestigate me and do a big expose about me and git me in trouble 'cause I fully intend to go wild and let it all hang out this week.  Dang ol' Anderson Cooper...we are all still very mads at him...last Sunday was the last time I will ever grant him an innerview.  I bet my refusal to talk with him will put a big damper in his career.  That's what he gits for breakin' my Elsie Fallulah's heart.

So...I'm off to Tahitti with some babes.  I hope you all have a good week and will return next Sunday for the next stimulatin' edition of "Meet the Senator Sunday".

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III