Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Today is Mazie Monday. I cannot believe it's another Mazie Monday already! Time sure is flyin'. This past week was full of lotsa ups and downs...mommy says we probably shouldn't talk 'bout the stinky, moldy, nasty plummin' troubles we had last week. She said with so many peoples in the world that is havin' real troubles like losin' their homes and jobs, we shouldn't be havin' no pity-parties for ourselfs. We love the Whiskers and Purrs House very much and are very thankfuls for every moldy, stinky square inch of it. Let's just say we are also thankful for the very nice peoples at MetLife and them very extra special peoples they sent to us from Service Master to git rid of them mean ol' molds.
Now...on to the topic for today's Mazie Monday. I am very worried that the nasty mold stuff has invaded mommy's brain and taked over. Mommy telled us that havin' mold in your house can make you git sick, but I didn't unnerstand that it could cause a person to lose their mind...see, although it was very very cold here yesterday, mommy got the wild idea to start plantin' our summer garden. She started by plantin' somethin' that just blowed my mind...we had a conversation that went like this:
Mazie Grace: Mommy, what are you doin'?
Mommy: I am working on starting our summer garden, Mazie Grace.
Mazie Grace: Mommy, uh, summertime is a long time away.
Mommy: I know, Mazie Grace, but we have to start our garden early...today I am starting peas...we have to start them now and then we will have lots of peas in the springtime.
Mazie Grace: Uh, mommy, why in the world would you want to grow pee? I thought that pees was only supposed to happen in the litterbox.
Mommy: No, Mazie Grace, not "pee"..."peAs".
Mazie Grace: That's what I said...PEES. Mommy, you are breakin' our rules. Pees is only supposed to happen in the litterbox! That ain't fair! You fuss at Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III every single time he makes pees outside of the box...like he did this mornin' on your pillow...and now here you are sittin' in the kitchen playin' with PEES in little tiny pots...Ewwwww! Somebody call the health department!
And, dear peoples on the innernets, this just proves that the evil stuff called "mold" is just all kinds of bad. It has caused our mommy to lose her mind. We will now be growin' pees and breakin' the "pees-can-only-happen-in-the-litterbox" rule. What's next...puttin' poop in the garden to make the flowers prittier?
That there mold stuff is very very evils.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace