Plummer
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Hi! This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'. I amn happy to report the plummer showed up yesterday right on time. He looked like he might be 12 years old...it kinda made mommy worried...she wonndered if he knowed what he was doin'. But...he fixed our problem in no time flat and was very nice. The fun thing was that he hummed the whole time he was workin'...made us feel like he must really enjoy his job. So now all we gots to worry 'bout is gittin' all the water damage fixed...looks like it will be the ceilin' in the powder room and the hall closet, the wall between them and the floors will have to be replaced. Dang...mommy is skeert it's gonna cost a lot of green papers.
We is just very glad that some of our troubles are fixed AND we didn't even have to experience the plummer's butt crack!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers & Purrs Gang

