Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III has some questions...
Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Now wait just one dang minute...nobody asked me if TLC can come into my house. I just ain't so sure 'bout this...I gots some questions and they can't come 'til I git me some answers.
- Who is TLC...is they a nice person?
- Are they gonna want to eat my suppers?
- Do we have to share our Tempations with him?
- Who is kamera?
- Will kamera be mean to me? Have I ever meeted Kamera befores? Will he hiss at me?
- Will TLC and Kamera stay here all night and keep me from gittin' my snugglin' time with mommy? I have to git my snugglin' time in every single day or the world just might stop turnin' on its axis...whatever that is.
- Will TLC need to git snuggles with my mommy? I already gots to share her with 10 other brothers and sisters...I ain't so sure I am willin' to share her with TLC or Kamera.
- Will they use my litter box? Wait a minute...what am I sayin'...I don't even use my litter box...I don't keer if they use the litter box...just as long as they don't use my spot at the bottom of the stairs, it won't matters to me.
I just ain't so very sure 'bout this...Mommy, you gots to answer all of these questions and then I will decide if TLC and Kamera can come into our house.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
