Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. I do not like Mazie Grace. She gits on my nerves. She actually thinks it's okay for her to sleep on MY bed...uh, I mean, mommy's bed. AND what's worser is that she thinks it's okay to try to snuggle up with MY big sister, Elsie. Elsie and me snuggle all the time...she is mine, mine, MINE! Mazie is not allowed to snuggle and git close to MY ELSIE! Git away, snotty little girl! I will stick my fingernails in you if you git any closerer...I am gonna turn my lasers on you and vaporize you off the planet...that will teach YOU a lesson 'bout innerlopin' in my territory!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
