Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'. Mommy had been workin' in the yard. It was gittin' darks so I decided to help her out by turnin' on my lasers. See...I am not always a mean girl...I can be nice when I want some Temptations...uh...I mean, when I want to.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor
