Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Since I am now the Top Cat for the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I have decided that it is very important for me to address my peoples at least weekly. So, from now ons, we are gonna have Top Cat Tuesday as my forum for me to git my message out and lead my peoples.
On this first Top Cat Tuesday, I just wanted to say that I am personally gittin' tired of the that little mommy-hoggin' monkey named Little Joey Cartwright Graves III. As y'all knows, mommy rescued this little squirt when he was only 2 weeks old. He is now almost 6 weeks old...in the 4 weeks he has been here, he has successfully stealed mommy away from us. All she does is talk 'bout how cute he is and oh, did he eat enough and oh, is Joey lonely?
Mommy, on behalfs of all the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, just remember he AIN'T stayin' with us. He has gots a forever home with our neighbors and will be movin' real real SOON. You need to think 'bout the fact that your favorite little Joey will be gone and then you will be in a house full of cats that are all mad at you 'cause you have ignored us for a whole dang month...
Don't burn no bridges, mommy...remember who has been with you the longest...or you is gonna pay a big bad penalty. Snap out of your infatuation with the little mommy-hoggin' monkey and pay some attention to US! I hate to have to be all mean and everything but...as the Top Cat, it's my job to look after my peoples.
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat for the Whiskers & Purrs Gang
