Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Welcome to "Meet the Senator Sunday". Due to all the dramas and sad stuff that has been goin' on with my mommy's family, we ain't been able to have our normal blog postin' schedule. We hope that all of that is gonna git back to some sorta normals now. As all of our regular readers know, every Sunday, I post my deepest thoughts on current news goin' on 'round the worlds, what with me bein' such a important and powerful Senator and all.
I have finally reached a point where I am just flat out aggrivateds. I am fedded up. So, I demanded I git me a meetin' with the President. Here is what we discusssed:
- The need for more fundin' for Nip and Temptations
- Education for the world on the importance of "thinkin" outsida the box
- Education of beans on the best methods for tushy scratchin'
- The inequities (big word!) in lettin' the people in France not wear unnerpants when the rest of the world has to
- The need for Dick Cheney to just go far far aways
It will take time to see if any of our discussions will make a difference. I'm just hear to serve my peoples...I tried to do my best.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
