Dearest peoples on the innernets,
Today is Monday and I am Mazie Grace so...that must mean it's MAZIE MONDAY!!! Finally...we are back to me postin' on MY day of the week! I lots to update you all on...so let's git started!
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III is doin' real goods! He is growin' up and I am so proud of him. He has finally turned into a cat! And...him and Elsie are gittin' along pretty good. Since she made a big ol' promise to God and all, well...she has gots to walk the straight and narrow path now. I am so proud of my baby...I never thoughted I would ever be a mommy but Little Joey has made my dreams come true. I love love LOVE him. You can love him, too, by followin' him on Facebook. He has his own Facebook page and he would love to have all of our dear friends on the innernets as his friend. You can look him up...he's listed as "Joey Cartwright Graves III".
As of today, mommy STILL has not called Unkle Doktor Blair's office to git my 6-month check-up rescheduled. I do not know why mommy has to be such a slacker. Mommy, I WANT TO SEE MY UNKLE DOKTOR BLAIR. I LOVE HIM...HE CALLS ME PEANUT AND LIKES ME A LOT! I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF ATTENTION SO GIT OFF YOUR HINEY AND MAKE ME AN APPOINTMENT!!! I don't wanna have this conversation with you again...DO IT NOW, MOMMY!
Elsie's tushy seems to be all betters...all of us feel a little bit cheated...as part of Elsie's treatment, she can't have any dry foods. So...mommy has taked dry foods away from ALL of us...I MISS MY CRUNCHIES! But...Elsie is doin' real goods and she is loosin' some weights...and Fergie and Mrs. Lilly White are, too, oh, and Freddy Astaire Graves III's poops are doin' better, too...so...well, I guess it's just no crunchies and Temptations for the rest of us.
Elsie has kicked Anderson Cooper to the curb...dumb ol' rich boy. He broked her heart not just once but TWICED! That's it! But...Elsie Fallulah will be makin' a BIG-ASS ANNOUNCEMENT tomorrow on Top Cat Tuesday so...be sure to check in!
We are really sad in the Whiskers & Purrs House...we have finally come to the conclusion that our sweet James Bond is gone for good. We tried so hard to help him but...I guess it just wasn't meant to be. James Bond, if you're out there somewhere, just know that you are loved and we would love to help if you if you will just come backs. We are still sittin' out suppers every day but...well...we are pritty sure we are feedin' raccoons and oppossums. That's okay...they gots to eat, too!
I guess that's it for today's Mazie Monday. I hope you all have a wonnerful week. Don't forgit...when you walk into a room, your beans have to stop what they is doin' and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief"!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
