Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. Today is my 6th birthday!!! PARTAY in the Whiskers & Purrs House!!! Now I want to say right now that the phone has been ringin' off the hook and emails have been flyin' in and cards and letters...all from the womens in the world wantin' to git their freak on with me as I celebrate my big day. Peoples, I gots to be careful how I conduct myself in public, what with me bein' a big powerful and influential Senator and all. So, just to be carefuls, I'm gonna git my freak on in private right here at the Whiskers & Purrs House where it's safe and papparrazzi-free. So all the womenses that wants to PARTAY, just come on over to the W&P house tonight...just don't bring no cameras or nothin'. Now ladies, you will have to be patient 'cause the wait to git into the partay will be long but it will be worth it! Just be patient 'cause there's plenty of lovin' from the Senator to share with all the womenses in the world.
See y'all later today!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
