Dearest peoples on the innernets,
WE ARE BACKS! It has beened almost 3 months since we have visited our bloggy...but it ain't been our faults...mommy has been very real busy with work and tryin' to help her mommy and daddy. Normally, all of us in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang would've been very upsetted but...we taked a vote and decided to give her a break on this one.
Since it is Sunday, I wanted to resume my "Meet the Senator Sunday" column...see, as a high-powered and very important Senator, I gots lots of stuff I need to say. But, recently, somethin' has come up in the Whiskers & Purrs House that I just gots to git off my chest...I've got me a real important message for mommy.
See, mommy has been busy and gittin' any time alone with her has been next to impossibles...she leaved me the followin' note 'bout 2 weeks agos...
Dearest Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III,
Honey, you know that I love you more than any other little boy in the whole world named Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III...and I would do anything in this world for you. But, sweet Henry, could you do me a favor and stop peeing in the floor? I nearly wear myself out cleaning up after you...there are lots and lots and lots of nice clean litter boxes in the house for you...could you promise me that you will start using them?
Love,
Mommy
Now, peoples on the innernets...I take my job as a very influenchewal Senator VERY importants. My peoples look to me to sit a examples as to how to walk the straight and narrow paths...I try my best to do what the Bible says every single day. I knows that if you don't do what the Bible says...well...you is gonna be a big heaps of troubles. And the Bible says "he pisseth against the walls"....seriously! Look it ups (1 Kings 14:10). And, I am pritty sure that if he's pissethin' against the walls, he's probably poopethin' upon the floor. It don't say "he pisseth inside of the litterbox"...So, if the Bible tells me to pisseth against the walls and maybe even poopeth upon the floor, I'm gonna do what the good book says. I know mommy don't want me to be a big ol' sinnin' Senator! We gots enoughs of them alreadys!
Now, mommy, I am a very important man. Millions and gajillions of peoples look up to me and look for me to show them the right way to go. I gots to sit a good example 'cause I wants to go to the big catnip garden in the sky one day. I can't have you leadin' me astray. So...just keep that bottle of clorox handy...my goal is to git the entire Whiskers & Purrs Gang to pissethin' and poopithin' all over the place!
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
