Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mazie Grace speakin'. I am mads. DANG mads...It has been 'bout a bajillion weeks since I have hadded my Mazie Monday time on the bloggy. Please know, dear friends, that it is NOT my faults. Mommy is a deadbeat. Not only has she been neeglektin' us...her very own childrens, but she has been neeglektin' the bloggy. I am sorry I have not been able to share my wit, wisdom and joy with all of you...DANG IT!
There's also another reason I am dang mads. Last week I had me a eyeball appointment with my most favoritest Unkle Doktor Blair...and mommy forgotted all 'bouts it! I love love LOVE my Unkle Doktor Blair and I only git to see him 'bout every six months and...don't you know mommy blew it. She used some lame excuse that she has been so focused on tryin' to help her mommy and daddy git moved into a new house and her mommy outta the nursin' home and she has been so stressed that she just forgotted...I ain't buyin' it...
I only have one thing to say to you...okay, maybe I gots 2 things to say to you...first: MOMMY, BITE ME! Second, GIT ON THE PHONE AND GIT MY EYEBALL APPOINTMENT RESCHEDULED NOW!
Okay...I feel a little bit betters after gittin' that offa my chesteses.
Some of you has been askin' how my busted up eyeballs are doin' after my last big eyeball operation. Well, I'm sad to report that we are all pretty sure that I am back to bein' blind as a bat. But, of course, WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR A FACT 'CAUSE I DIDN'T GO TO MY EYEBALL DOKTOR APPOINTMENT, MOMMY! I could see for a month or two after my last eyeball operation but we think scar tissue has formed again so now I'm in the dark agains.
But, you know what? I am happy happy happy! And I git 'round real goods! Plus, I have my Baby Joey to tend to and love and rassle with...and I gots Freddy and Jimmy and Buzzy to kiss on the lips with my mouth open.
Life.Is.Good...'cept for the fact that I gots a mommy that is a doofus.
That's it for today's Mazie Monday...on Wednesday.
Remember, your beans have to stop what they is doin' and hum "Hail to the Chief" when you walk into the room all day on Mazie Monday...even if it's on Wednesday.
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
