Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Jimmy Durante Graves III speakin'. I just wanted to take a minute and tell everybody on the innernets somethin' real big...real big and importants...tonight me and mommy was kissin'. It was a real nice kissin' and lovin' session. While we was kissin' and she was scratchin' my ears and my tush, she told me somethin' big...I mean to tell you REAL big...
She said "Jimmy Durante Graves III, you are so sweet that if you git any sweeterer, the whole world is gonna have to have insulin just to be able to be 'round you!" Now listen...I ain't so sure what insulin is but I know if the whole world is gonna need it, this must be B.I.G!...
Gosh...I sure hope I don't git to be any sweeter...
Very truly yours,
Jimmy Durante Graves III
