Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves, aka Madam Top Cat, speakin'. I just have to tell you, all of us is weared out. I mean to tell you, weared out to the bones. Havin' a little baby cat in the house is a lot of work...every 3 hours mommy has been wakin' us up to go feed the little mommy-hoggin' monkey. Havin' your sleep innerupted is just not good for a little person. Mommy is just so self-centered 'bout these kind of things.
We is all just gonna take today to git catched up on our sleeps...if that is even possibles. At least the little runt has gone to spend the night with his new mommy and dad. We will git at least one night of peace and quiet.
By the way, we also need to git rested up 'cause Saturday is a big day in the Whiskers & Purrs House. Be sure to stop by and visit us on Saturday, September 19th, 'kay? We got somethin' real important to say to the whole dang world.
Very truly yours
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
