Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Mademoiselle Coco Chanel speakin'. Yesterday I kissed Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III on the lips. I did not have my mouth open, though. I am too much of a lady to do that kind of stuff...yet.
I'm feelin' a little shy and embarrassed 'bout it today...I have snuggled with the Senator before but I ain't never kissed him smack-dab on the lips or nothin'. I wonder when I'll see him again? Wonder if he'll call me today? What if he starts kissin' Miss Elizabeth Taylor or some other womans? Now I'm all nervous and stressed out! I ain't never gonna kiss me any boys again!
Very truly yours,
Mademoiselle Coco Chanel
