Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Madam Top Cat Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Today is Top Cat Tuesday. I would just like to say that I think it's very important that all the mommy's and daddy's of the worlds unnerstand that us cats need to git our privacy.
Yesterday mommy came home from work. She came upstairs and, well...let's just say that me and Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie was gittin' our freak on. Ain't nothin' wrong with that. We is consentin' adult cats. Georgie likes it when I flip him over on his back and start lickin' his face. It ain't like we're two little kitten cats or anything. Mommy didn't knock on the door or nothin'...she just busted all up into our business. It really ruined the moment.
You beans need to be a little more sensitive to the needs of your cats...stop bein' so disrespectfuls.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
Whiskers & Purrs Gang Top Cat
