Dearest peoples on the innernets,
It's me, Mazie Grace speakin' and...today is Mazie Monday! I'm wonnerin' if anybody is still out there...it has been SO very long since we have been able post anything on our bloggy. Don't even git me started 'bout how aggrivated all of us are 'bout that! Mommy had a big long trip to San Francrisco for her job. She was gone all of last week and then had to go to her mom and dad's house over the weekend 'cause her mom is very real sick. So...that leaved no time for us. I ain't never feeled so neglected in my whole life!
I am happy to report that today I received an award!!! See, mommy bringed home the little ugly mommy hog...you know, the one named "Little Joey Cartwright Graves III"...He is now 4 weeks old and weighs one pound and 2 ounces! Mommy brought him to me and, while she was holdin' him, I had the funniest feelin' hit the insides of my tummy...I just wanted to give him a bath! I wanted to give him a head butt, too. And, I wanted to snuggle him a little bit. So...I DID! Mommy wouldn't let me bathe his very extra special private places but she did let me wash his ears, his throat, the back of his head and his tummy. Mommy said that I was a very good girl and that she was givin' me the "BEST LITTLE GIRL IN THE WHISKERS & PURRS HOUSE AWARD" for today!!! I am very real prouds!
Mommy said that Elsie Fallulah Graves would git honorable mention 'cause she gived Little Joey two gigantical head butts. Elsie was a bottle baby once...she knows what Little Joey is goin' through. She's a very good girl but...not as good as me today!
Of course, I almost gotted into some troubles...after I gived Little Joey a bath, he started snoopin' 'round my stuff and wanted to suck on one of my bosoms! I was a little aggrivated with that so I gave him a whap on the head...without my claws just a big BOP to tell him "No means No, little kid!"
And so, dear innernet friends, that's today's Mazie Monday. We is gonna try to make sure mommy helps us with the bloggy the rest of this week.
I hope you all have a wonnerful Mazie Monday!
Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace
