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Why Little Joey Cartwright Graves III hates Wednesday & Thursday nites...

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Little Joey Cartwright Graves III speakin'...as many of you knows, my mommy has a weird fascination with this guy:

People...it's pitifuls...really dang pitifuls.  And...because of this guy, I gots to tell you that I hate Wednesday and Thursday nites more than any other nites in the whole dang WORLDS!  Why?  'Cause my mommy has her big fat hiney glued to the TV watchin' THIS for the whole nite, cussin' at JLo and swoonin' over "her" Steven in his pink ruffley blouse:

And, so, my dearest peoples on the innernets, I decided that in order to git the attention and loves that I so rightfully deserves, I would have to take matters into my own paws...while we was in London for the Big Ass Royal Weddink, I had just a little work done that might help me git mommy's attention:

I paid LOTS of green papers to git a freaky-ass Steven Tyler lip implant...what do you think???...will it work and help me git mommy's attentions?

Very truly yours,
Little Joey Cartwright Graves III 

 

Please pray...

UPDATE:  Tallulah came home early this mornink!  I am so happy and releafed!  Our prayers was answered!  She is okay and not hurted!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  We is all worried sick...our sweet friend, Tallulah Gardens, gotted away from her mommy yesterday in Greensboro, NC.  She runned off and was hit by a car and then kept on runnin'.  Her mommy can't find her and is so skeert and worrieds.

Please help us pray that Tallulah is okay and that somebody is takin' care of her and that they will see all them signs her mommy has posted and take her back homes.  And, if you live in the Greensboro area...please help us look for Tallulah...if nobody has taked her in, she is probably hurt and has the hungries in her tummy...please help us find her.

Tallulah's mommy, we is prayin' for you, too.  Our mommy said it made her heart hurt when she hearded 'bout Tallulah. Just try to trust that everything will be okays...we loves you and ain't gonna stop prayin' until your sweet girl is home safe and sounds.

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat 

Wordless Wednesday: Sisters

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and it is now time for Top Cat Tuesday.  After all the activities in London and my hard works at the Royal Weddink, I'm weared outs.  It is time for me to git caughted up on my sleeps and git ready for my boyfriend, Rudy's, big birthday bash comin' up at the end of the week.  We is gonna partay like rockstars.

But for now...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat and Royal Weddink Planner 

Mazie Monday: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Mazie Grace speakin' and today is Mazie Monday! Well, my dearest peoples, there's reasons to rejoice every which way I turns around! First of alls...the Royal Weddink was wonnerfuls. I only gotted losted once. And, we all had us a good time!

Secondly, last nights the US of America opened up a can of whoop ass on Osama bin Laden. He was a bad bad man that killeded thousands of innocent peoples. I gots a very special message for Osama....

"Mr. Osama bin Laden, sir, you didn't think us dumb ol' infadels would ever be smart enough to find your sorry behind, now did you? You thoughted we was only lookin' for you unnerneath flat rocks and caves and stuff. Karma can be a biotch, Mr. Osama bin Laden, sir...you finally climbed all over Miss Karma's last nerve and she showed you who the real boss is. You is now swimmin' with the fishes and have gone to meet your maker. Justice is sweet."

Okay, I'm gonna go take me a naps 'cause I'm weared out from all the weddink and whoop ass can openin' from the last 48 hours. Remember, today is Mazie Monday...your beans have to stop what they is doin' whenever you walks into a room and start hummin' "Hail to the Chief".

Very truly yours,
Mazie Grace

Meet the Senator Sunday: From the Royal Wedding

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  It's now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday".  As you all knows, me and the entire Gang came to London for the big ass Royal Weddin'.  We has been havin' one heckuva rockin' time!  

This is a picture of me and Elsie Fallulah hangin' out with the Queen and the King.  I want to make sure I innerduce you to my knew womans...her name is Pippa!  DANG...she is hot!  Me and her have been gittin' our freak on togethers...I'm a little bit worrieds, though...she's startin' to git all clingy and stuff...it's time for me to git back to the Whiskers & Purrs House before she starts gittin' any ideas, what with all this weddin' and vows and betrothin' goin' ons.

Okay, time for me to go git my freak on one last time before me and the Gang has gots to go back home.

Very truly yours,

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III