Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' all the way from the Royal Weddin' in London. I am very real busy, as I am sure you can imagines. Here's a brief rundown on what has been goin' ons...
- I had to supervise the final fittin' of Kate's big ass dress yesterday...i think it turned out real nice.
- Last nights we had a slummer partay with Kate...just me and the girls from the Gang plus Frejya and Gertie. it was funs but...I believe Kate eated a few too many Cheesy Poofs last night...we like to never got her zipped into her big ass dress this mornin'!
- While us womenses was busy slummer partayin' with Kate, the boys was runnin' amoks in the palace. Little Joey founded some of the Queen's Granny Panties...and almost gotted catched.
- The boys embarrassimicated me like you wouldn't believe...they pointed out to Wills that he has a ginormous shiny bald spot...they offered to donate some of their furs to cover it ups. Wills politely declined the offer...I wanted to die right there.
- And, finally, as I feared would happen...just before Kate gotted outs of the car to go git marrieds, the Senator took a gigantical piss on the red carpets...I just can't take him anywheres.
That's it for now...pictures will come tomorrow and more details of all the partayin' we is gonna do today and tonights.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
