Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' from London. The big ass Royal Weddin' is now overs. I am just a little bit disgusterateds 'cause after all my hard work to pull this big ass shindig off, this is the picture they been puttin' in the newspapers and on the televisions:
Why in the worlds did they have to put ME next to the sour puss little girl? As you can see by the look on my face, I am not pleased! PFFT!
More to come from London later!
Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat & Royal Wedding Planner
