Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'. It's now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday". As you all knows, me and the entire Gang came to London for the big ass Royal Weddin'. We has been havin' one heckuva rockin' time!
This is a picture of me and Elsie Fallulah hangin' out with the Queen and the King. I want to make sure I innerduce you to my knew womans...her name is Pippa! DANG...she is hot! Me and her have been gittin' our freak on togethers...I'm a little bit worrieds, though...she's startin' to git all clingy and stuff...it's time for me to git back to the Whiskers & Purrs House before she starts gittin' any ideas, what with all this weddin' and vows and betrothin' goin' ons.
Okay, time for me to go git my freak on one last time before me and the Gang has gots to go back home.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
