The First Kiss

Hi.  This is Freddy speakin'.  I just wanted to tell everybody that tonight I had my first kiss.  I'm a little woozy from the 'xperience...me and Mazie Grace swapped some spit.  It was nice...we rubbed noses and then we went at it.  It went on for a long time...Dang...nothin' like that ever went on in the kitty condo at Aunt Doktor Dugan's office!...hubba hubba! 

Very truly yours,
Freddy Astaire Graves III