Whiskers & Purrs

Please pray...

UPDATE:  Tallulah came home early this mornink!  I am so happy and releafed!  Our prayers was answered!  She is okay and not hurted!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  We is all worried sick...our sweet friend, Tallulah Gardens, gotted away from her mommy yesterday in Greensboro, NC.  She runned off and was hit by a car and then kept on runnin'.  Her mommy can't find her and is so skeert and worrieds.

Please help us pray that Tallulah is okay and that somebody is takin' care of her and that they will see all them signs her mommy has posted and take her back homes.  And, if you live in the Greensboro area...please help us look for Tallulah...if nobody has taked her in, she is probably hurt and has the hungries in her tummy...please help us find her.

Tallulah's mommy, we is prayin' for you, too.  Our mommy said it made her heart hurt when she hearded 'bout Tallulah. Just try to trust that everything will be okays...we loves you and ain't gonna stop prayin' until your sweet girl is home safe and sounds.

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and it is now time for Top Cat Tuesday.  After all the activities in London and my hard works at the Royal Weddink, I'm weared outs.  It is time for me to git caughted up on my sleeps and git ready for my boyfriend, Rudy's, big birthday bash comin' up at the end of the week.  We is gonna partay like rockstars.

But for now...Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat and Royal Weddink Planner 

Meet the Senator Sunday: From the Royal Wedding

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  It's now times for "Meet the Senator Sunday".  As you all knows, me and the entire Gang came to London for the big ass Royal Weddin'.  We has been havin' one heckuva rockin' time!  

This is a picture of me and Elsie Fallulah hangin' out with the Queen and the King.  I want to make sure I innerduce you to my knew womans...her name is Pippa!  DANG...she is hot!  Me and her have been gittin' our freak on togethers...I'm a little bit worrieds, though...she's startin' to git all clingy and stuff...it's time for me to git back to the Whiskers & Purrs House before she starts gittin' any ideas, what with all this weddin' and vows and betrothin' goin' ons.

Okay, time for me to go git my freak on one last time before me and the Gang has gots to go back home.

Very truly yours,

Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III

Elsie and the Ugly Little Girl from the Royal Wedding

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' from London.  The big ass Royal Weddin' is now overs.  I am just a little bit disgusterateds 'cause after all my hard work to pull this big ass shindig off, this is the picture they been puttin' in the newspapers and on the televisions:

Why in the worlds did they have to put ME next to the sour puss little girl?  As you can see by the look on my face, I am not pleased!   PFFT!

More to come from London later!

Very truly yours,

Elsie Fallulah Graves
Top Cat & Royal Wedding Planner 

Elsie Fallulah Graves: Royal Wedding Update

 

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' all the way from the Royal Weddin' in London.  I am very real busy, as I am sure you can imagines.  Here's a brief rundown on what has been goin' ons...

1. I had to supervise the final fittin' of Kate's big ass dress yesterday...i think it turned out real nice.
2. Last nights we had a slummer partay with Kate...just me and the girls from the Gang plus Frejya and Gertie.  it was funs but...I believe Kate eated a few too many Cheesy Poofs last night...we like to never got her zipped into her big ass dress this  mornin'!
3. While us womenses was busy slummer partayin' with Kate, the boys was runnin' amoks in the palace.  Little Joey founded some of the  Queen's Granny Panties...and almost gotted catched.  
4. The boys embarrassimicated me like you wouldn't believe...they pointed out to Wills that he has a ginormous shiny bald spot...they offered to donate some of their furs to cover it ups.  Wills politely declined the offer...I wanted to die right there. 
5. And, finally, as I feared would happen...just before Kate gotted outs of the car to go git marrieds, the Senator took a gigantical piss on the red carpets...I just can't take him anywheres.

That's it for now...pictures will come tomorrow and more details of all the partayin' we is gonna do today and tonights.

Very truly yours,

Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves

Top Cat Tuesday: An Unfortunate Tushy Incident

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and today is Top Cat Tuesday.  Peoples...I'm a little bit embarrassamicated.  I had to break the news to mommy that I am havin' another Unfortunate Tushy Incident.  I don't feel so goods.  My tushy is all reds and sore and swoled ups.  It hurts to walk, sit or lay downs.  Mommy is takin' me to the V E T this mornin'.  I am sads.

Please say a prayer for me.

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves 

Top Cat Tuesday!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  Today is Top Cat Tuesday!  I have been very busy doin' my Top Catly Duties here in the Whiskers & Purrs House.  Somethin' very real dramatical happened yesterday that required me to step up and be the strong womanly Top Cat that I am!  I can hardly wait to tell you all 'bouts it!

See, back in December mommy was in the kitchen.  We was all snoozin' when all of a sudden we heard mommy say "OH NO!"...and then we heard the door to the kitchen shut.  And that door ain't been opened since!  Ever since the "OH NO!", there has been weird noises comin' outs of the kitchen...sometimes loud bangy noises, sometimes strange people comes in and outs of the kitchen and sometimes mommy goes in there and stays for hours and hours and hours.

None of us is alloweds in there.  The door stays shuts.  And sometimes, mommy shuts all of us up in the upstair bedrooms...it is just plain weirds and aggrivatin'.  So...yesterday, I decided that I had had just 'bouts enough.  Mommy had goned into the kitchen.  I runned downstairs and put my ear up against the door.  I could hear her fumblin' 'rounds in there and talkin' to herselfs.  Then, all of a sudden, she opened the door!  I took my chance and made a runs for it!  I charged right past her and runned into the room.

People, I just can't unnerstand what happened...our kitchen is GONE!  The room is empties!  The cabinets is gone.  The kitchen machines is gone.  The floor ain't the same floor no mores. The kitchen table and chairs is all gones...AND...the walls are a different color...SOMEBODY DONE GONED AND STOLED OUR KITCHEN!  And, mommy let it happen!

I am very real upsetted by all of this.  I am now conductin' my 'vestigation and will let you know as soon as I figger out what in the world is goin' ons and how it all happened.  If you have any ideas or have any information 'bout what happened, please let me know!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves 

An organizin' meetin'!

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Miss Elizabeth Taylor speakin'.  We are havin' a top secret plannin' meetin'...you see, tomorrow mommy is plannin' to go see The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak...in support of Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves, we have a few little tricks up our sleeves...we are plottin' and plannin' and schemin'...we will show mommy and The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed To Speak our displeasure. We are organizin' a protest!   We might have our little hissyfit spats but...us Gang members...we stick togethers!  Anybody that breaks our Elsie's heart is gonna have to answer to US!

Tomorrow will be a BIG day!

Very truly yours,
Miss Elizabeth Taylor 

 

Wordless Wednesday

The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed to Speak

Dearest peoples on the innernets,

This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'.  You know, as Top Cat of the Whiskers & Purrs Gang, I just wanted to say how very real prouds I am of the Gang.  We are truly a loyal bunch of cool cats.  We have our little spats and hissy fits but, when it gits down to its...we stand up for each other.

Take Mrs. Lilly White, for examples.  She was watchin' TV and then when she sawed that it was "The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed to Speak", she just up and walked aways.  Now peoples, that is called stickin' up for your big sister.  

Many of you might not remember what happened with "The One Whose Name We Ain't Allowed to Speak".  You might want to read all 'bout it here and here.

Thanks for havin' my back, Mrs. Lilly White.  You're a good little sister.

Very truly yours,
Elsie Fallulah Graves
W&P Gang Top Cat