Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin'. Today is Top Cat Tuesday! I have been very busy doin' my Top Catly Duties here in the Whiskers & Purrs House. Somethin' very real dramatical happened yesterday that required me to step up and be the strong womanly Top Cat that I am! I can hardly wait to tell you all 'bouts it!
See, back in December mommy was in the kitchen. We was all snoozin' when all of a sudden we heard mommy say "OH NO!"...and then we heard the door to the kitchen shut. And that door ain't been opened since! Ever since the "OH NO!", there has been weird noises comin' outs of the kitchen...sometimes loud bangy noises, sometimes strange people comes in and outs of the kitchen and sometimes mommy goes in there and stays for hours and hours and hours.
None of us is alloweds in there. The door stays shuts. And sometimes, mommy shuts all of us up in the upstair bedrooms...it is just plain weirds and aggrivatin'. So...yesterday, I decided that I had had just 'bouts enough. Mommy had goned into the kitchen. I runned downstairs and put my ear up against the door. I could hear her fumblin' 'rounds in there and talkin' to herselfs. Then, all of a sudden, she opened the door! I took my chance and made a runs for it! I charged right past her and runned into the room.
People, I just can't unnerstand what happened...our kitchen is GONE! The room is empties! The cabinets is gone. The kitchen machines is gone. The floor ain't the same floor no mores. The kitchen table and chairs is all gones...AND...the walls are a different color...SOMEBODY DONE GONED AND STOLED OUR KITCHEN! And, mommy let it happen!
I am very real upsetted by all of this. I am now conductin' my 'vestigation and will let you know as soon as I figger out what in the world is goin' ons and how it all happened. If you have any ideas or have any information 'bout what happened, please let me know!
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
