Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Elsie Fallulah Graves speakin' and today is Top Cat Tuesday. Peoples...I'm a little bit embarrassamicated. I had to break the news to mommy that I am havin' another Unfortunate Tushy Incident. I don't feel so goods. My tushy is all reds and sore and swoled ups. It hurts to walk, sit or lay downs. Mommy is takin' me to the V E T this mornin'. I am sads.
Please say a prayer for me.
Very truly yours,
Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves
