Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This here is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III a speakin'...it's now time for Meet the Senator Sunday. Peoples, I'm mads...just 'bout as mads as I have ever been in my whole entire lifes. I'm mads 'bout this here ignoramus:
Mr. Malomar Gatoffee
First of alls, dude, have you ever thought 'bout maybe takin' a bath and cleanin' up a little bits? Did your mommy not teach you anything 'bout groomin' your stuff?
Secondly, YOU SUCK. There comes a time when us politicians need to be able to admit that it's time to go. And, dude, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO...go FAR AWAYS.
Thirdly, I'm really disgusterated that we gots to take time to focus on YOUR DUMB BEHIND when we need to be focusin' all of our eneriges on them poor people in Japans. YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK! GO AWAY NOW!
And, finallys, have you ever noticed how much you look like this guy...
Yeah, you two looks just alikes...you know...kinda like you just crawled out from unnerneath a flat rock or somethin'...I tell you what, Mr. Malomar Gatoffee...you better high-tail it outs of LibbieYa right nows 'cause we is comin' for you...and we is gonna open up a big ol' can of whoop-ass all over you.
So...maybe you can go join Mr. Osama bin Laden and you two can become roomies in a deep dark cave somewheres...right where you belongs...unnerneath a big ol' rock where only the creepy crawlies lives.
You is a big ol' creep, Mr. Malomar Gatoffee.
Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III
PS...YOU SUCK!
