Dearest peoples on the innernets,
This is Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie speakin'. First I want to thank everybody for bein' so concerned 'bout our Top Cat, Miss Elsie Fallulah Graves. Yesterday she had to go spend the whole dang day with Aunt Doktor Dugan. Her tushy was very hurty...sore and itchy. It hurt her to walk, lay down and sit. She was so hurty that she was growlin' and hissin' at her ownself! It really skeerted all of us to see our leader be so skeert.
Aunt Doktor Dugan taked real good care of Elsie Fallulah. She shaved Elsie's tushy and put some ointment on it and then gived her some pain medicine and a steroid medicine to make her swolled-up tushy not be so swolled-up. Poor little Elsie had a real tough day but she is home now and spended the whole dang night cuddled up next to mommy. We hope everything gits back to normals and Elsie is back to fussin' at Little Joey Cartwright Graves III very soon.
Oh! And...we got a very real big-ass excitin' story to tell everybody on Friday! It is very dramaticals. Be sure to stop by tomorrow to learn all 'bout the very skeery visitor we had at the Whiskers & Purrs House earlier this week!
Very truly yours,
Georgie Porgie Puddinandpie
