The Bachelor

Dearest peoples on the inndernets,

This is me again...your Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  Because I am such a lovin' and romatical manly man, I catched the attention of the peoples on that TV show "The Bachelor".  They called me yesterday and asked if I wanted to be the next Bachelor.  Seein' as the most recent one was a big ol' weenie, I ain't so sure I wants to be on that show 'cause it could cause me to git very negative PR what with me bein' sucha powerful Senator and all...I gots to think 'bout it and consult my spiritual advisors.  I don't want me no bad karma and Lord knows I would have to break some hearts...

I will let y'all know very real soon.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III