Happy 5th Birthday, Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III!!!

Dearest peoples on the inndernets,

Well, this is me, Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III, speakin'.  Today is a momentious occassion...today is my birthday.  I am now officially 5 years old!  Peoples, this is a very important day...this is B.I.G....what with me bein' a very powerful Senator and all!  Shoot...I bet even the mail won't be delivered today.  I bet the banks will be closed.  I bet the trash man won't come git our trashes.  I bet schools will be closed.  The whole world will be celebratin' the fact that I came into the world 5 years ago today...

In honor of my very special day, I am gonna make poops on anything I want and mommy ain't allowed to fuss at me.  Wait a minute...I do that every day.  Let's see...how can i celebrate my very special day...?  Well, I guess I need to spend the normal amount of Senator time spent on senatorin' for my peoples...ya' know...like maybe 17 minutes/day.  And then, of course, I must take some naps.  Then, I will need to tend to my peoples...in particular, the female peoples...I guess I will kiss all them girl peoples in the Whiskers & Purrs Gang for 'bout 5 hours.  And then, well, I need to git some of my recreational nip on.  That's just got to take 'bout 7 hours.  Oh, and ya know I gots to do my duty and stare at myself in the mirror for 'bout 12 hours.  And, how could I forgit...I've gotta walk in a big circle and bark like a seal at the tops of my lungs.  What kind of a senator would I be if I didn't do that.

Well...I think you git the picture.  Today is a busy day for me...I'm gonna be sure to mix in a little bits of fun with all of my very important senatorin' duties.  Thanks for stoppin' by and sharin' my very special day.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III