The Senator: Showin' my love for my mommy

Dearest peoples on the inndernets,

This is Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III speakin'.  I have a heart warmin' story to tell you all.  See, I love my mommy.  I love her more than I love any mommy in the whole wide world.

Last night I decided to show my mommy the sheer magnitude of my love...and also impress you with the fact that I can type a big word like "magnitude".  So...I left her a little gift that would always make her think of ME...not any of the other Whiskers & Purrs Gang members...just me.  A gift that will live on forevers.  A gift that only I would go to the trouble to give her.

So...in the middles of the night last night, I sneaked downstairs and I got mommy's present all ready.  Once it was just perfects, I sneaked back upstairs and crawled up next to mommy.  I didn't want to let on like anything was outta the ordinaries in the mornin'.  I pritty much layed low.

It wasn't 'til mommy got to work that she found my present.  She had opened up her purse to git her liptsticks...within just a matter of seconds she found it...yes, my sweet friends on the inndernets, I tinkled in mommy's purse.  What better way to say "I Love You, mom" than to leave my very special purrrfumes in her favorite purse, ya know, the one she uses every single day of her life for ever and ever?  Mommy instantly thoughted of me when she got the whiff and she keeped thinkin' 'bout me all throughout the day as she was sittin' in her office.

I am a very thoughtful boy.

Very truly yours,
Senator Henry Jackson Edward Graves III